Amazingly, I managed not to hurt myself whilst trekking through the jungle, jumping off waterfalls, riding on the back of motorbike taxi at ridiculous speeds, riding my own motorbike (with a ridiculous helmet).... but i DID manage to hurt myself when taking a nature wee. Brilliant. To get the fishing boats up the beach here, they have logs which they lube up with oily looking tar stuff.... so i sat on one of these logs to take a nature wee, as heather said it was like 'a natural toilet'. apparently NOT.
I woke up the next day with serious ass ache, and when examined found that i have third degree burns (pretty much) ALL over my bum. Pants are a no go. Trousers are even difficult. Naked is best. Which is a problem if you want to venture outside. Were in India after all. Im going to upload a photo because I dont think you can understand the full pain I am in unless you see for yourself. Basically this tar-oil stuff is acidic and reacted with my skin, BURNING IT OFF (thank GOD i was drunk when it happened otherwise i imagine it would of hurt a lot) i have to keep it moisturized or it feels like its going to rip. Arggghhh its awful. But do you know what makes it more awful? Us four girls have had a serious case of Delhi Belly in the last 24 hours which means regular toilet trips which obviously is not what my poor rotting bottom needs right now..... as you can tell i am feeling very sorry for myself and even had a little weep this morning cus i wanted my mum to put some sudocreme on me and tell me im going to be ok, and i wont have a horrific ass scar.
But on the possitive, times like this make the mini ass shower very handy.
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